Ping Pong Failure

I’m dying to dub someone ‘Dr. Ted Nugent.’ I like to be cold when I sleep. I have an unhealthy love for George Peppard. I once decided to call all strangers ‘Jack’ in the manner of Sinatra. No one found it amusing. Maybe I’ll just call everyone ‘Darling’ like Audrey Hepburn. I hated Vanilla Sky. My house smells of mold and incense. I’ve been known to dislike people for mispronouncing one word. I’m far too critical. I’m craving reruns of MST3K. I’d like to work on a cruise ship for a year. Sometimes I forget the places I’ve been and the things I’ve done - it’s how I keep my life interesting. This is how I categorize my faults, of which there are many. I’ve decided I have far too many shoes for one person with only two feet. I leave Japan in two weeks and four days. One of my eyes is larger than the other…I think. My students think it’s funny I can touch my toes without bending my knees…they’re easily entertained. I'm drinking Coke for breakfast. I’ve listened to the Mosquito Song by QOTSA twelve times all ready today. I’m still a ping pong failure. Oh yeah, and I do NOT have anime eyes.