Darwinism of intelligence

Social Darwinism is a crock! There...I said it. Not only will it take centuries to weed out the intellectually deficient, but who will direct our porn? We rely upon Tarantino's last rate interns to fail miserably in Hollywood and resort to entertaining the masses without the artistic details, intense dialogue and wardrobe. If everyone was raised with a decent amount of common sense and intelligence, who would dance in our strip clubs? Strippers aren't just born. It takes a lot of dead-beat, abusive fathers missing years of ballet recitals before one decides to hug a pole as a career.

I think my point is that no matter how much they piss me off sometimes, when they're gone, when Darwin himself has risen from the dead and instigated another strain of plague which only preys upon the few that make left-hand turns from the right-hand lane, which discredit the existence of Croatia, which fight to the death their 'ideals' of conservatism, country music and the NRA as it's own political party, I'll miss them. Or, at least I'll miss having someone to make me feel more intelligent by comparison...besides, I don't intend to pump my own gas forever.