Lauren...

...has a headache.
...wants to gouge her own eyes out.
...is contemplating the demise of her supervisor.
...just now realizes how lame talking about ones self in third person can be
...misses her brother, her dog and Dr. Pepper...in reverse order
...can't take any more fucking rain or she's going to torture and slaughter everyone in her periphery...and that's pretty crazy for a self-proclaimed pacifist
...was probably lying to herself when she assumed pacifism