It really is blinding, not just clever description

I am a walking fatality. I sprained/twisted/pulled, whatever it is you can do, my neck sometime between 5 am and 7 am, which made for a lousy morning. It was a bitch to dry my hair, but too cold outside not to. I think I almost passed out when confronted with putting on my shoes. I do believe it’s killing me, and I realize it’ll fade soon enough, but for the time being, FUCK this hurts! I wore a scarf as a make-shift warmth producer, so far it serves more to cover the bruises which have sprung as a result of squeezing my neck to scare the pain away. I look as if I'm a strangulation victim come back to life. I can’t turn my head without fully understanding the meaning of “blinding pain.” I never put too much thought into the concept of pain so intense it cuts of your vision and induces temporary blindness….minus the white spots exploding like fireworks…which I think are really my brain cells detonating like a bad terrorist attack.

Scott’s mom says to drink warm water…so I am. Any other suggestions?…miracles perhaps? MacGuyver tactics involving gum and a cotton ball? Algo asi por favor.