I'll say 'never' as often as I like
May I never forgive my "soul mate" for shooting me in the groin, treating me with home remedies and holding me hostage.
May I never read tabloid magazines.
May I never carry on a conversation with an AIM Bot, join a dating site or attend mass on television.
May I never watch a soap opera and never miss an opportunity to criticize those that do.
May I never deny the love for executive transvestites.
May I never listen to Kenny G or John Tesh.
May I never date a conservative....at least not again.
May I never stop wearing argyle socks, ballet flats and sweaters too long for me.
May I never lose the desire to create, regardless of the form.
May I never rely upon a budget, welfare or the death of relatives.
May I never read tabloid magazines.
May I never carry on a conversation with an AIM Bot, join a dating site or attend mass on television.
May I never watch a soap opera and never miss an opportunity to criticize those that do.
May I never deny the love for executive transvestites.
May I never listen to Kenny G or John Tesh.
May I never date a conservative....at least not again.
May I never stop wearing argyle socks, ballet flats and sweaters too long for me.
May I never lose the desire to create, regardless of the form.
May I never rely upon a budget, welfare or the death of relatives.
posted by Chishiki Lauren at 11:29 PM
4 Comments:
mmm...Executive Transvestites.
Ah, it must be fun to be young enough to say never and think you mean it.
i love argyle socks.... glad you do too :)
hmm. someone hit a little too close to the mark?
"May" is a great word.
also a big fan of "just".
anyone know a May and Justin who are together? I want to meet them
I applaude your independance!
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