If I were a superhero, I'd employ you as my sidekick

The P.E. teacher is smoking. He looks to be about 12.

I'm so sick of rice, i'm outta ideas
.....rice with salt
.....rice with pepper
.....solitary rice, a.k.a. cardboard
.....at the suggestion of liz, rice pilaf.....SHAZAM!

Getting paid to be bored really isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'd rather be taking online surveys, or processing my IQ for the 5 millionth time, or, sad as it is, watching Murder She Wrote........no, NO! Anything but Angela Lansbury.

P.S. Has anyone seen Bedknobs and Broomsticks? Talk about retro.


The extent of my boredom has led me to new means of entertainment, reliving the few moments of livelihood I once took for granted:

Lizzymce : attractive, that's always your word
Lizzymce : i always describe people as cute or hot or he makes me want to cream my panties
Lizzymce : but lauren, you always say, "attractive"
HoagieL : well, he said that
HoagieL : i said you were butt-ass ugly
Lizzymce: haha, you jerk

rwp 21 (11:04:05 AM): you sleep with everyone
rwp 21 (11:04:07 AM): ooooo
HoagieL (11:04:10 AM): i didn't sleep with him
rwp 21 (11:04:23 AM): well... if it makes you feel better.. when i tell the story i'll get it confused
rwp 21 (11:04:24 AM): and say that you did
rwp 21 (11:04:25 AM): :-)
rwp 21 (11:04:47 AM): i like to laugh at other people's misfortunes
rwp 21 (11:04:50 AM): so i can ignore my own
rwp 21 (11:04:56 AM): thats key, right?
rwp 21 (11:06:15 AM): have fun at work
rwp 21 (11:07:14 AM): be gone!
rwp 21 (11:07:23 AM): the children need you


leonwalk11 (8:30:59 PM): imagine the possibilities norm. hotdogs would become so abundant they would become our currency
leonwalk11 (8:31:30 PM): one hotdog would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the price of the yen, but im not quite sure
leonwalk11 (8:31:52 PM): but wait, i keep getting ahead of myself, lets just keep praying we can clone one of these hotdogs


leonwalk11 (8:22:14 PM): you confused me, sorry
HoagieL (8:22:40 PM): i imagine my mental capacity confuses you a lot

Randleski (11:23:06 PM): i'll use hornswaggle tomorrow
Randleski (11:23:09 PM): what does it mean?
HoagieL (11:25:31 PM): to deceive
HoagieL (11:25:52 PM): or, to bamboozle, which further proves my point that antiquated morons write the dictionary
Randleski (11:26:00 PM): ok, i work at sears, so that will be easy


rwp 21 (10:51:02 AM): nobody likes me!
rwp 21 (10:51:38 AM): im going to end up married to 'lena
rwp 21 (10:51:46 AM): i know it
HoagieL (10:51:53 AM): actually, I think she might already be spoken for
rwp 21 (10:52:14 AM): FUCK FUCK FUCK
rwp 21 (10:52:20 AM): now im going to be alone for the rest of my life!
rwp 21 (10:52:23 AM): there is no god!


........................I concede........................................