13 months

Thirteen months. Five seasons, none of which resemble fall in the slightest. Four jobs...and unemployment. One Christmas in Florida, one road trip to Canada, seven pairs of new shoes. One cat, then two cats, then one cat. Four thousand photos taken. Two Halloweens of debauchery, several new hair colours, a ridiculous number of interviews, LOTS of fishnets. One brief foray into photoshop tutoring. Three extended vacations to Lexington. Six friends engaged. Fourteen books read. Three parking tickets. Two car repairs. One zoo membership, two haircuts, one little black dress. A new love of roller derby and cadavers adopted. Five concerts attended. Far too much caffeine and stress; not enough substance. Only one drunken mishap.




Consider yourself updated.