Dude...
By now I'm sure I've conned you into believing that I'm a pitiful, unemployed, homeless schmuck...but in reality, I make six figures! Yeah, I know. Who knew, right? What's more...I DON'T PAY TAXES...IN ANY COUNTRY! And this is when you start to envy me. So go on.
posted by Chishiki Lauren at 12:40 AM
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Surely, that must be six figures in yen, or else I'll go ahead and kill myself right now. Tenured lecturers with PhDs don't average that much ...
Dude, I fucked that one up. It's seven figures...
...in yen. Eh, works for me.
That is sweeeet! I was just talking to Romanian Millionaire a yesterday. It's great to know there are all these rich folks around.
Sweet! Damn!
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