Maybe my identity will work for someone else...who knows

I spent the better part of a good hour, or no, not so much, in retrospect it was a bad hour, and the worst part of that bad hour, attempting to phone my credit card company, as they fear someone is using my card for fraudulent purposes. I must have dialed every possible country code, save Botswana, international calling code, area code, and, randomly, 7399 (just because it spells SEXY) about a million times. Every. fucking. time. the operator comes on and says," Who the fuck do you think you are dialing more than three hundred numbers for one god damn phone call? You must be insane, or else purposely pissing me off." Well, in all honesty, she yells at me in Japanese, so it's probably closer to," Our company wishes you to cease and desist the telephone immediately, if you'd like, in order to maintain your own mental stability, please. However, should you deem yourself fit, by all means continue misusing our services to the best of your ability and we will no longer bother you. Thank you for your patronage, however misguided. We'd like to reiterate, do as you please, and have a nice day. Happy happy!(<--not said, but implied, I feel)."---all in a sing-song voice. All the while some jerk-off is stealing my credit card info and using it to buy internet porn from someone's Aunt Bertha. I think this is really just karma coming back to bite me on the ass for threatening to post that weirdo's credit card number....but I didn't, I promise. You hear that Karma? Search the archives...no postage of the actual number, just a threat. An open ended threat. Never came to fruition. Now give me back my identity, you fuckwit. And, if possible, a lower interest rate...thanks. But don't you worry, I'll never get to the bottom of this. Besides, my identity doesn't mean that much to me, maybe it's time for someone else to have their fun.

P.S. Do you think the new picture to the right makes me look like a cracked out, heroin junkie? Because that's the new identity I'm thinking of assuming. It works for Courtney Love...so I'm gonna run with it.