Really, I've been teaching them Cimbrian all along

I was wondering how long it would take for my supervisor to discover I don't actually speak English, and similarly, have no credentials, knowledge or experience when it comes to teaching the language I don't speak...at least not grammaticaly correct. And, now I can say, it has taken almost five months. Wow, I thought I was oblivious. She was clued into my ignorace after asking the much dreaded, and always anticipated, who/whom question. I've got no fucking clue. That's terrible to say. I think with one you can reorder the sentence structure and it'll still make a sentence and the other just exists to stare at the other in jealousy, or to confuse the hell out of me. Honestly, I learned this minute English grammar eight years ago, and have long since forgotten. Or maybe I never really understood at all. Some self-imposed ignorance, a learning barrier, like the refusal to learn math, or how to read a map, or even how to remember the order of planets based on that anagram which escapes me now. Something about a mother and pine needles...maybe.