i CAN'T be getting paid for this

I realize that it's summer vacation and there is very little to do at work all day other than to damage my eyes gazing upon email after email, searching for my name online and posting to this shoddy blog....but how am I possibly getting paid forthis? I have been running errands all day and technically it's still considered a fully paid work day. I've been watching Family Guy, I took a nap, my supervisor keeps bringing me chocolate and telling me I can leave whenever I want.....this is my job people....I get paid 7 figures for this...and I have air conn! SUWEEEEET!!!!!!

Okay, another wasted work day almost over. Time for me to get out of here.